[Fax Sent In CAPS To Ohio Senators]
DEAR SENATORS VOINOVICH AND DEWINE OF OHIO;
PLEASE, HELP ME, A CONSTITUENT AND FELLOW OHIOAN WHO IS TRYING TO PERSUADE SO MANY OTHER FELLOW CONSERVATIVES THAT THEY SHOULD NOT STAY HOME ELECTION DAY OR WORSE, VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT OR THIRD PARTY SO AS TO "PUNISH REPUBLICANS" FOR THEIR IGNORING THE PLEAS OF UNITED STATES CITIZENS ON IMMIGRATION REFORM.
BECAUSE OF PAST RINO-LIKE VOTING, MANY HAD SAID THAT THEY WOULD "HOLD THEIR NOSE," AND VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS STATEWIDE, BUT NOW, BECAUSE OF YOUR OVERLY GENEROUS ATTITUDE TOWARD ILLEGAL ALIENS, THESE SAME LIFELONG REPUBLICANS MAY NOT EVEN VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS - WHILE HOLDING THEIR NOSES.
THIS IS SUCH A FLAMMABLE ISSUE THAT IF IT IS NOT ADEQUATELY ADDRESSED, OHIO COULD EASILY ROLLOVER TO THE DEMOCRATS WHICH WOULD MEAN A FURTHER SETBACK FOR OHIO REMINISCENT OF THE CELESTE YEARS: BAD COURTS, HIGHER TAXES, HIGHER TUITIONS, MORE PEOPLE LEAVING OHIO, BUSINESSES HARMED ETC, ETC - ALL BECAUSE OUR SENATORS, THEY SAY, ARE MORE LIBERAL THAN SHERROD BROWN - AN AVOWED SOCIALIST.
IF TIME HAS GIVEN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AMNESTY, WHY CANNOT TAX-EVADERS ALSO BE SHOWN LENIENCY AFTER DISOBEYING TAX LAWS FOR TEN YEARS? WOULD YOU GRANT TAX CHEATS AMNESTY IF THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT?
THIS ISSUE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU CAN EVEN THINK. DO THE RIGHT THING.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
[Fax Sent In CAPS To Ohio Senators]
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Attn:Publishers And Producers -
Subject: Query And Storyline for Book/Movie - The Da Stinki Code: Bloodline Of Blood Drinkers
Since the following is fiction based on facts which cannot be verified as in the Da Vinci Code, no one should be offended. A large number of readers should be captured by the convoluted maze of intertwining falsehoods which are used as the basis for Da Stinki Code. However, I do not mind if Da Vinci codaholics actually believe many, if not all, of these prevarications. Its only fiction.
Story Outline For Da Stinki Code
About six thousand years ago, after Adam had fallen from grace, he felt so ashamed for failing God that he cut himself in order to offer some sort of propitiation for his Original Sin - according to the Pseudepigrapha - which is just as trustworthy as any History Channel documentary. Subsequently, it entered the imagination of man that if blood is good for God, then blood might be good for man - to drink. "The life of the flesh is in the blood."
Abel, whose blood is still crying out, sacrificed a lamb . . . a prototype of Something else. Cain killed Abel, drank his blood, and fathered a lineage of blood-drinkers/homosexuals who now control Hollywood, the publishing industry, Television, academia, liberal synagogues (and churches), lawyer associations, advertising, banking, the medical profession and Mike Wallace.
Of course, we know from the Protocols Of Zion that the Jews, despite Biblical condemnation, loved to drink blood, but how did this abominable imbibing become popular among so many other cultures in so many other lands? Few historians will admit that after the Diaspora, the Jews - God's formerly chosen people who were dispersed throughout the world because of their idolatrous blood drinking - ingeniously managed to introduce the Red Gold business to such far flung peoples as the Transylvanians, the Aztecs, the Celts, Aleister Crowley and even Hal David. Incidentally, Hal David could not have written one Seinfeld episode without taking a few chugs of the red stuff.
If anyone is interested in seeing a more detailed outline of Da Stinki Code: Bloodline Of Blood Drinkers, please, call me at 1-800-DAV-DUKE. There are so many twists and turns to the storyline that even Zen Buddhists could not have imagined a more incredible, inexplicable, nonsensical, or baseless plot.
[Editor's Note: I must remind my potential publishers and producers of Da Stinki Code that this book is just fiction based on facts which cannot be verified as in the ever popular Da Vinci Code. Therefore, if anyone finds this offensive, just tell them, "Its only entertainment," or "Its just fiction.]
Sunday, May 14, 2006
If "Its only fiction," why do so many want to believe it is the truth?
There have been so many expose's of the Da Vinci Code on cable TV, religious programs, and talk radio broadcasts that if there are any true believers left, they should be hiding in the Priori of Sion.
From the beginning Dan Brown always confessed that the novel is fiction. However, he has contradictorily claimed that the fiction was based on facts in his book and on his website.
I skimmed hundreds of Da Vinci Code reader comments on Amazon.Com which has archived thousands of reader reviews of the book since it was published in 2003. The first several hundred buyers of the book gave it highly credible ratings - buying, in effect, Dan Brown's truthiness hook, line, and stinker.
As more of Brown's fictitious facts or factual fictions were investigated and subsequently revealed to the public, more recent Da Vinci readers are reporting that they think he is as good a hoodwinker as Oprah's James Frey.
The lib media loved and hyped the book because it challenged the veracity of the early disciples who 'did their best to keep women from expressing their feminism and potential for church leadership.' Oh, and Mary married Jesus. Oh, and they had a child, and the child was actually the elusive Holy Grail that the Templars sought. Oh, and the Merovingians were in this holy bloodline - the real holy grail. Oh, and the Merovingians intertwined with the French royalty which ended with a man who made it all up, named Plantard. Jesus's heirs cannot be French!
Dan Brown stated that it was fiction, but he did not mind that so many believed it to be true, and he has not discouraged any of those fantastic imaginations - with the truth. Oh, and Leonardo Da Vinci was not only "in" on the holy bloodline, he actually knew what Mary Magdalene looked like - 1400 years earlier - from, maybe, a picture made from some kind of shroudographic camera in use, circa 30 AD.
Oh, and those trustworthy Gnostic gospels of Philip, Mary Magdalene and even Judas the traitor gave added weight to the incredible story because there are a lot of folks who are hungering for even bigger lies than those which the day-to-day, drive by media currently spews. Throw in distorted myths about Opus Dei and Knights Templar and you gain even more fictions to prove the truth of Dan Brown's fiction.
PS The French priest, Berenger Sauniere, who dedicated his church to Mary Magdalene did not find a buried treasure, and he was not secretly bequeathed any money from anybody. 60 Minutes reported that the priest actually was convicted by a Catholic court in the ealry 1900's of "Trafficking Masses," IOW he sold a great many more Masses than he actually said.Ergo, Martin Luther.
So many people, well educated, buying a heap of impossible, improbable flak, swallowed crap and paying Dan Brown 250 Million Dollars.
2 Thessalonians 2, "God shall send them STRONG DELUSION, that they should believe a LIE." Not just "delusion" but "STRONG delusion".