Sunday, March 04, 2007

Al Gore Must Pay Fat Credits For His 'Seat-Print' According To International Community

Al Gore has attempted to use his tremendous powers of persuasion, charisma, and otherwise just plain slick talking to convince us that he is not eating more than his international fair share of food. For instance, from Scrappleface comes this unbelievably sly attempt to mesmerize us into thinking that Al Gore only weighs a 'metaphyscial' 175 pounds:

"Many people don't realize that I also live a fat-neutral lifestyle," Mr.Gore said. "While the inconvenient truth is that I've gained a few pounds since I beat George Bush at the polls in 2000, I also make large investments in companies that produce bran, sprouts and legumes, thereby reducing my "real feel" weight to around 175."