Monday, May 11, 2009

Gay Black Female Comedian Wanda Sykes May Be Given Miss California's Crown And Seat On Scotus For Dissing Husky White Male Rush Limbaugh

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I could only stomach to watch the pregame of the White House Correspondent's Dinner on C-SPAN, starring President Obama, as the press corps, hard-pressing credibility as well as credulity, stomped down the Brown Carpet (not Red Carpet) like something you might see at the Chicago Stockyards.

The in-the-tank journalists from the most famous of near bankrupt newspapers were caked-up with makeup so much one might think they were witnessing a transvestite competition. And, the Hollywood types, who were not aware that the dinner was for faux reporters looked equally cheap.

Noisy, hoggish, devilish, unnatural was the atmosphere at the event, which brings me to Wanda Sykes the Gay, Black, Female comedian, who I will never laugh at again, since she has become a less funny than David Letterman unfunnygirl.

Notwhithstanding, she has, through her sacrilegious attacks* on Rush Limbaugh ("Hope he dies from kidney failure"), has become a most highly prized - through politically correct calculations - nominee for Justice on the Supreme Court. And, since the heterosexual/family bashing sodomite community has piled on Ms California, Wanda may be given her crown, unless Donald Trump, for once in his life, delivers a moral decision in favor of family values.

Wanda's a winner because:
She's Black - Worth 30 points using Democratic PC evaluation standards
She's Female - Definitely worth a solid 30 points.
She's Gay - Giving her 40 points (Out Magazine, according to GayAgenda.Com places Wanda in front of Perez Hilton (pun intended) but behind Doggie (AKA Doogie) Howser)).
Even if she is not seated with the Supremes, and is denied Ms CA's crown, with her above qualifications she certainly can have any government job she likes, especially with those alternative ladies at Child Protective Services, who have to constantly be reminded that they are not men.

The icing on the dung cake at the dinner must have been President Obama's quip referencing Rahm Emanuel, "As for White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, Mr. Obama said Mother's Day was a difficult holiday for the former congressman."This is a tough holiday for Rahm. He's not used to saying the word 'Day' after 'Mother,' " Mr. Obama said.

*Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails," Sykes began. "So you're saying, 'I hope America fails', you're, like, 'I don't care about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq'. He just wants the country to fail.
To me, that's treason. He's not saying anything differently than what Osama bin Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir, because I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, I hope the country fails, I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a good waterboarding, that's what he needs.