WARNING TO EARTH: YOU ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS TO MAKE GOOGLE YOUR DEFAULT SEARCH ENGINE
In light of the recent revelations that Google is unashamedly protecting Hilary from bad press (like the rest of MSM), and disallowing certain Christian ads, I decided to go on a quest to search for a the moral base of philosophy that drives the Google Inc. megabillion dollar complex.
I found such a moral code called "The Ten Things" on the Google website mentioned below.
After reviewing the "Ten Things" I am convinced that there is some kind of cultic mysticism going on at Google Inc's HQ, and they may be planning something REALLY BIG to help Democrats take over the world.
I sent the below fax to all the Google honchos. I am hoping that they are not Michael Moore's benefactors, and that they are not going to revive Air America, Moveon.org or George Soros.
DEAR GOOGLE EXECS; I AM SORRY TO HAVE NOTICED (ACTUALLY SOME TIME AGO) THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BECOMING MORE POLITICALLY, RELIGIOUSLY, AND COMMERCIALLY BIASED. NOT ONLY CAN WE GOOGLE OUTSIDERS NOT TRUST YOUR NEW FOUND RELIGION OF GOOGLEISM, BUT I AM SURE THAT EVEN MEMBERS OF YOUR SECT WILL EVENTUALLY NOTICE THAT YOU ARE NOT OBEYING YOUR OWN "TEN THINGS" MORAL CODE LOCATED AT http://www.google.com/corporate/tenthings.html, WHICH ARE IN LIEU OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, I GUESS.
YOUR SEARCH ENGINE, NEWS REPORTING, ADS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT GOOGLE TOUCHES MAY NOW BE SUSPECTED OF BIAS. EVEN RUSH LIMBAUGH GOOGLE EMAIL UPDATES ARE ASTONISHINGLY LOADED WITH ANTI-RUSH NEWS ALERTS.
ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN "TEN THINGS," , YOU HAVE VIOATED YOUR OWN 4TH COMMANDMENT, "DEMOCRACY WORKS ON THE WEB." YOU HAVE TRANSGRESSED THIS LAW BY IGNORING DEMOCRACY AND SUPPORTING THE DEMOCRATS OVER THE REPUBLICANS. EVERYONE KNOWS THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE LAST TO BE DEMOCRATIC.
GOOGLE'S COMMANDMENT #6 STATES THAT "YOU CAN MAKE MONEY WITHOUT DOING EVIL." SO, YOU ARE DEFENDING HILARY CLINTON FROM CRITICISM. NOW, THAT IS EVIL.
YOU HAVE ALSO TRANSGRESSED YOUR "8TH THING" (COMMANDMENT) WHICH STATES THAT "THE NEED FOR INFORMATION CROSSES ALL BORDERS." IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED A "BORDER" THAT ONLY LIBERAL DEMOCRATS AND THEIR ADVERTISERS CAN CROSS.
YOU ARE NOW WORTH A TON OF MONEY, SO WHY TAINT YOUR COMPANY'S GOODWILL BY BEING SO OVER-THE-TOP PARTISAN? FAVOR DEMOCRACY, BUT,PLEASE, NOT DEMOCRATS.
[PS Thanks for the Blogger.Com service, and I hope we can all be good sports about this Taking Over The World Business]
posted by joeclarke at Wednesday, June 22, 2005
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