Friday, May 13, 2011

Not GLEEful About Chaz(tity) Bono's Gender Reassignment

It was not that long ago that I would regularly
watch the Sonny and Cher TV show, featuring their cute little towheaded
daughter, Chastity, the three of them posing like a holy family. It was
hard to imagine little Chastity becoming "Chaz" after discovering her born
lesbianism. But, wait a minute, if she was born a lesbian, why would she undergo
semi gender-change surgery? (The semi surgery only included an upper
half alteration - or breast reduction). Even the very progressive David
Letterman was confused
and confounded by his awkward sounding

There are so many paradoxes surrounding the
Chaz(tity) Bono story that it should leave younger, curious, and bicurious kids
even more perplexed about what the good Lord has invented. Yes, the Episcopal
Church has pronounced gayness as a gift from God,which brings to mind, " Whoever
causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better
for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, ..."

Long before cute little Chastity became
beefy Chaz, there was a well published story that when Chastity was eleven
years old, Cher left her with a known lesbian friend to baby-sit. Years later,
Chastity complained that she was raped by this friend, "Joan." According
to the story, Cher told Chastity that encounter would be, "A good life
experience for you."

The fairy tail story (pun intended) of Chastity
ended as she turned five years old when mommy dearest dumped her dad, Sonny, who
went on to lead a more regular life (compared to Cher), and served as a
Republican Congressman for several years until his untimely death on a ski slope
in 1998.

Still, I feel sort of sorry about Chaz(tity) even
though she is officially not a he, because the lower operation is "way too
risky," at this time - and Chastity was born a female. Chaz's morphed manhood
sort of resembles the below picture, but he she - looks more feminine, for a
sheman. Even still, I feel sort of sorry for Chaz(tity) and how confused heshe
has become, even though heshe claims that "the testosterone treatments have made
me randier, and harder to live with." Yeah, male doses of testosterone in your
female body, just might do that.

It even becomes more complicated by the fact that
Chaz's lovely significant other is a lesbian, or maybe bisexual, or whatever the
soup of the day is. Whatever, California will probably soon
introduce a course for Kindergartners which will explain the advantages
and wholesomeness of this fairy tale story (pun intended): A beautiful
young, very feminine girl is raped by an lesbian adult, so she decides to become
a lesbian, only to later decide to become a man engaged to a woman who desires
only other women.

I am not sure that, clinically, we must refer to
semi transgenders (she did not go all the way) as the gender they prefer as
opposed to the way God made them, but contrary to what Lady Gaga has been
preaching, The were not "Born This Way." Not wanting to embarrass Chaz(tity) any
more with any of his/her after pictures, I decided to post one of Chaz's
longtime iconic idols - K.D. Lang.

k.d. lang on the cover of her album Drag K. D. Lang

Help a group of Military Chaplains disuade
Congress, The President, and the Pentagon from reengineering military barracks,
military weddings, military showers, and, no doubt military and VA furnished
gender reassignments for our future fighters. They don't need the confusion.