Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Cher "Can't Breathe Same Air As Racist,Homophobe Romney" Homophobia May Have Saved Chaztity

Cher Tweets "@cher
"If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters"

And again,
@cher "TOO HARSH ? Thats me Holding BACK! They care nothing about the POOR The OLD The SICK The HUNGRY CHILDREN & People striving 4 a Better LIFE !"

"Tell The Truth (lyric of new song) Supreme Court GONE,Women & Children Left Behind! GOD HELP US !"

What the heck happened to Cher? Dumped Sonny. Too many drugs with Gregg Allman? Hired a lesbian sitter for Chastity. Maybe, a little homophobia would have saved Chastity from becoming Chaz.

It was not that long ago that I would regularly

watch the Sonny and Cher TV show, featuring their cute little towheaded

daughter, Chastity, the three of them posing like a holy family. It was

hard to imagine little Chastity becoming "Chaz" after discovering her born

lesbianism. But, wait a minute, if she was born a lesbian, why would she undergo

semi gender-change surgery? (The semi surgery only included an upper

half alteration - or breast reduction). Even the very progressive David

Letterman was confused
and confounded by his awkward sounding


There are so many paradoxes surrounding the

Chaz(tity) Bono story that it should leave younger, curious, and bicurious kids

even more perplexed about what the good Lord has invented. Yes, the Episcopal

Church has pronounced gayness as a gift from God,which brings to mind, " Whoever

causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better

for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, ..."

Long before cute little Chastity became

beefy Chaz, there was a well published story that when Chastity was eleven

years old, Cher left her with a known lesbian friend to baby-sit. Years later,

Chastity complained that she was raped by this friend, "Joan." According

to the story, Cher told Chastity that encounter would be, "A good life

experience for you."

The fairy tail story (pun intended) of Chastity

ended as she turned five years old when mommy dearest dumped her dad, Sonny, who

went on to lead a more regular life (compared to Cher), and served as a

Republican Congressman for several years until his untimely death on a ski slope

in 1998.

Still, I feel sort of sorry about Chaz(tity) even

though she is officially not a he, because the lower operation is "way too

risky," at this time - and Chastity was born a female. Chaz's morphed manhood

sort of resembles the below picture, but he she - looks more feminine, for a

sheman. Even still, I feel sort of sorry for Chaz(tity) and how confused heshe

has become, even though heshe claims that "the testosterone treatments have made

me randier, and harder to live with." Yeah, extreme male doses of testosterone in your

female body, just might do that.

It even becomes more complicated by the fact that

Chaz's lovely significant other is a lesbian, or maybe bisexual, or whatever the

soup of the day is. Whatever, California will probably soon

introduce a course for Kindergartners which will explain the advantages

and wholesomeness of this fairy tale story (pun intended): A beautiful

young, very feminine girl is raped by an lesbian adult, so she decides to become

a lesbian, only to later decide to become a man engaged to a woman who desires

only other women.

I am not sure that, clinically, we must refer to

semi transgenders (she did not go all the way) as the gender they prefer as

opposed to the way God made them, but contrary to what Lady Gaga has been

preaching, They were not "Born This Way."

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