Saturday, February 17, 2007

Fax Sent To Democrats And 17 Rinos Who Have "Must Lose Before 2008" War Policy

[Special thanks to Free Republic contributor Sam Hill for providing list. Fax was sent in CAPS to resemble old style military teletype]

DEAR HONORABLE SENATOR REPRESENTATIVE XYZ;

AS A RETIRED MARINE, PERMANENTLY DISABLED IN VIETNAM, I HAVE STUDIED AND HAVE BEEN ABLE TO RECOGNIZE A "MUST LOSE" WAR POLICY WHEN I SEE IT. THE DEMOCRATS AND SOME REPUBLICANS HAVE DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO NOT ONLY EMBOLDEN THE ENEMY, ACCUSE OUR SOLDIERS OF MASSIVE WAR CRIMES, DEMORALIZE THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, BUT NOW TO EVEN DENY NEEDED REINFORCEMENTS TO OUR MILITARY IN IRAQ.

I CAN THINK OF ANOTHER TIME, NOT THAT LONG AGO, WHEN ARMY GENERALS PLEADED WITH LES ASPEN AND PRESIDENT CLINTON FOR REINFORCEMENTS IN MOGADISHU, BUT THEY WERE DENIED. AS A RESULT, WE HAD THE INFAMOUS BATTLE OF MOGADISHU WHERE OUR VALIANT SOLDIERS WERE KILLED AND HUMILIATED BEFORE THE WORLD - ALL BECAUSE ONE MAN "LOATHED THE MILITARY."

IT SEEMS WE HAVE A GREATER NUMBER OF MILITARY LOATHERS ON ONE SIDE OF THE AISLE, NOW, AND THEIR POLITICAL FUTURE DEPENDS ON LOSING WARS AGAINST OUR SWORN ENEMIES. I AM SURE THEY ARE AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF EARLY WITHDRAWAL AND HOLDING BACK REINFORCEMENTS, BUT THEY ARE HELL-BENT ON SEEING IRAQ BECOME MESSIER AS WELL AS ENCOURAGING OUR ENEMIES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. WHEN WILL THEY REALIZE THAT THE UNITED NATIONS IS ONLY UNITED IN THEIR HATRED OF AMERICA? ARE THERE ANY MEN LEFT, OR ONLY NANCY PEOLOSI AND HER NANCY BOYS?

THE COPPERHEAD DEMOCRATS (SOME ARE REPUBLICANS) OF CIVIL WAR INFAMY HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Hillary Prez Campaign Relaeases "Hill Fight Song"



I'M HILLARY THE SAINT, I AM

I'M HILLARY THE SAINT I AM, HILLARY THE SAINT I AM I AM
I GOT MARRIED TO BILLY BOB NEXT DOOR, HE'S HAD SEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN BEFORE.
AND NONE OF THEM WERE A HILLARY; HE WOULDN'T HAVE A MONICA OR A JENNIFER.
I'M A SAINTED LADY LIBERAL. HILLARY THE SAINT I AM. (Bill Clinton's Voice -That's Not True)

I'M HILLARY THE SAINT I AM, HILLARY THE SAINT I AM I AM
I'VE BEEN MADE QUEEN BY THE COMMUNIST PRESS.
CNN LOVED ME IN THE PRETTY PINK DRESS.
AND I CAN LOOK LIKE A REPUBLICAN, AND RENOUNCE STALIN AND KARL MARX
BUT DEEP DOWN IN I'M A FELLOW TRAVELER, HILLARY THE SAINT I AM.

BRIDGE
(Bill Clinton's Voice - That's My Gal)

I'M HILLARY THE SAINT I AM, HILLARY THE SAINT I AM I AM
I GOT MARRIED TO BILLY BOB NEXT DOOR, HE'S HAD SEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN BEFORE.
AND NONE OF THEM WERE A HILLARY, HE WOULDN'T HAVE A MONICA OR A JENNIFER.
I'M A SAINTED LADY LIBERAL. HILLARY THE SAINT I AM.

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