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Over a week has passed since I marveled at the Clinton's Chinese Space program recent success of sending manned aircraft - again - into space. It could only have happened with the help of America's own Loral (space tech) Corp. whose president, Bernard Schwartz - offered Bill Clinton various contributions which added up to nearly one million dollars - which made it a little easier to do business (space tech) with communist China. After the big missile/computer/warhead tech giveaway during Clinton's administration, the Chinese promised to only use the advanced technology for good and not for evil. Click Here For Evil Laugh Sound Effect The Clintagon and Clinton Intelligence Agency still has a great deal of gravitas left in D.C.

Joe Degenova has written a great piece (I heard it on Quinn And Rose In The Morning, but cannot Google it, because the MSM is in on the scam) about how the CIA has used Wilson and Plame to discredit the Prez. Both at the Clintagon as well as in the Clinton Intelligence Agency, there is an excess of lib careerists who are decidedly lib Democrat. Gee, they weren't all that successful in finding WMD under Clinton, were they? So many Clintonistas still around town.

Homeboy (from Akron Ohio area) Lieutenant Erick Anderson had charges dismissed against him in January for mercy killing a mortally wounded Iraqi jihadist. The Clintagon is recharging Anderson - eight months later - and adding an additional charge of murder. Certainly hard to win a war on three fronts: Iraq, The MSM, and The Clintagon. Do we have fortitude to fight them all simultaneously?

The New York Times was very pleased to report that an International Court, as prodded by American-Hating, Jihad-loving scaredy pants Spain ( was not Spain dominated by Islam for 400 years? Some people never comprende) will seek the arrest of three American soldiers who were in that tank in 2003 - in the midst of taking Baghdad - which fired on a Baghdad hotel, killing a Spanish journalist and other reporters who should not have been there.

"Judge Santiago Pedraz Gamez of the National Court in Madrid said that the evidence suggested the three soldiers committed murder and a "crime against the international community" in firing at the hotel, where more than 100 journalists were staying.

According to both American and Spanish accounts, the tank fired one explosive round at the Palestine Hotel on April 8, 2003, as American forces were battling for control of Baghdad. Jose Manuel Couso Permuy, a cameraman with the Spanish television station Telecinco, and Taras Protsyuk, a journalist with the Reuters news agency, who were in the hotel, were killed in the blast."

Other Clintagonians and Clinton Intelligence network operatives to watch out for: Wesley Clark, Anthony Zinni, Paul Hackett and Richard Clarke. Keep an eye on these guys. They are staunch "Internationalists."

(They both tell us to "Trust me," so who should we trust? This match will decide who has the most gravitas)

In this corner, weighing somewhat more than President Bush, Rush Limbaugh.

In the opposite corner, President George W. Bush, Reigning Champion, weighing in at somewhat less than El Rushbo, and incidentally, has less than 15% body fat.

Round One: El Rushbo suffers a blow to his ego, and is sent to the corner where his trainer, Donald Trump, will offer emergency first aid and attempt to reinflate Rush's head.

Round Two: Ann Coulter is sent into the fight to sub for El Rushbo and tries to divert the President's attention wearing her very short skirt-trunks. The crowd goes wild, but she is disqualified for being just too cute and way too leggy.

Round Three: El Rushbo is sent back into the ring and starts issuing talking points:
El Rushbo attempts a left jab by saying that he, "Has nothing against Harriet Miers," but then runs her down for being so unqualified. El Rushbo tries to sneak in a right cross with, "Bush loyalists want to hush our debate."
El Rushbo misses with an uppercut, remarking that he is not "echoing other conservatives who say the very same things he has been saying: 'We don't know Harriet Miers, and we don't know or trust the President.'"
Rush tires out after shouting, " Its not that Harriet Miers has not the ability to counter abortion rulings, its that she may not do it in a strict constructionist enough way." Rush makes himself and the fans dizzy with this statement, and hits the canvas.
Just as Rush is getting the nine-count, Judge Bork suddenly runs out into the ring and props up Rush, to make it appear that he is O.K. Third round bell.

Round Four: Judge Bork charges out into the ring looking sour as heck, and shouts, "And this Harriet Miers is going to Scotus, and I couldn't make it? I was just as qualified as Rush Limbaugh to be seated on the Supreme Court." Bell.

Round Five:With total ignorance of civil fisticuffs and Marquis of Queensberry rules, Laura Ingraham, Bill Kristol, David Frum, Sean Hannity, Charles Krauthammer, George Will, and Bill Bennett, leap into the ring going after President Bush as Bulls after a Matador. Before they even come near the Prez, however, they start fighting amongst themselves. They throw epithet after epithet at each other claiming that each of them, only, has such perfect judgment that only they should decide who is best for the Supreme Court. Bell. End of Round Five.

Round Six: Since all of the elite, know-better conservatives maimed and shamed themselves beyond recognition, another sub is sent in to fight the President, and that is a man who strikes terror into the hearts of anyone who posts a negative blog about him; a man who has written three of the "best books ever written," according to his own account; a man who is a prophet one day, but can turn into a screaming meemee the next; a man so terrible that I can expect to be sued by him even before I am finished writing this blog; a man who has taken humility lessons from Donald Trump - Michael "Doc" Savage.
As the bell rings, Doc Savage comes out flailing the President with killer remarks, such as, "I have a Doctorate, and you don't have one best seller, you schmuck." "I tell stories so beautifully." "I am the greatest." "You can't touch this pretty face."
President Bush after being pounded with such narcissism is dazed and is starting to go to sleep - while standing up!
Ring! Saved by the bell.

Round Seven will be held live at the Senate Judiciary Confirmation Hearings later this month. President Bush seems to be unscathed so far, despite the help from his omniscient conservative "backers" who have been daily chanting that their judgment should be trusted over the President's.

Dear Laura Ingraham (AKA Helen of Troy): Shutup And Talk

Just as your book Shut Up And Sing disqualifies actors and singers from exhibiting their political preferences because of their lack of expertise, I am asking you to call off the dogs on Harriet Miers. I am not merely a mind numbed loyalist to President Bush; I am only asking that you do criticize Harriet Miers, but not as obsessively - 7/24 - as you have. IOW How about another subject, Laura? You cannot see that you are becoming the elitist that you accuse everyone else of being. Who are you? A very fine radio conservative commentator, who should be trusted to pick the best, most strict constructionist Supreme Court candidate. Yes, you, and yours, have been the most faithful Conservative backers and deserve to be heard. OK, we have heard you - over and over and over again. "Trust us," you cry. But why?

We are not asking that there be no debate, but rather that you, and the rest of the pack, moderate the attacks - which you even deny you are doing. You all are begging your audience not to "just trust" the president on the issue, yet we are implored to trust you and your gang of faithful conservatives including Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Bill Bennett, et al. and half the Senate which you may have swayed. Does it not scare you that Senate Republicans are so easily swayed by media pundits yelling and screaming?

Please, explain why we should trust you radio people over the President's decision. I do disagree with President Bush on spending and immigration, but does that disqualify him from making a decent Supreme Court pick?

No, you really don't have to shutup, but how about not obsessing over this crucial subject? You even have Bork borking Miers.

"Who's In the Doghouse? Miers, Miers."
Who Put Her In The Doghouse? Innerbelt Conservatives!

I have the highest esteem for these conservative pundits, but they have shot a week of broadcast time condescending a woman who is an "unknown" to them.

There is probably a lot they don't know. I just don't like hearing 7/24 what they don't know.

Has Air America offered them better contracts?