Monday, February 23, 2009

The Politically Correct Guide To How Presidents May Be Depicted As Simians

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Netanyahu Wins - Obamacrats,AP, U.N.,Europe,Hamas,Livni Lose



The Jerusalem Post is reporting that the Obama administration is "worried" over the selection of "right-winger" Benjamin Netanyahu over the softer, gentler lady Zippy Livni. I am not certain, but she possibly obtained her nickname from her habit of wanting to zip away from Israel's enemies when they attack - as Barack seemed to favor, before he was in favor of the of the war which he opposed. Sorry, for the unclear jargon as the new Democrat administration tends to prevaricate every issue.

"Bebe" Netanyahu miraculously won this election against Zippy, who actually won a majority of the Parliamentary seats, but she could not get the support of those Israelis who have become rather tired of the over 5,000 rockets and mortars fired into their country over the past several years. A Giant Fence has stopped suicide bombers, many of whom decided to took up temporary residence in Iraq.

I know I cannot convince libs, who must love the more dovish Trotsky's belligerent war mongering, yet hate "hawks" like Netanyahu and W Bush. They just cannot seem to understand that war has been utilized out of necessity a few times in world history, because there have been some very bad people who will simply not react to diplomacy (talking and monetary payoffs). Even Bill Clinton had to bomb those "bad" Serbians in order to save the "good" Muslim Jihadists training in Kosovo.

I wrote the below about a week ago when I noticed that the World Press, U.N., Europe, Hamas, and Obamacrats were vociferously rooting for Zippy Livni. The AP led the pack.

You shall make no covenant with them or with their gods

"Inconclusive Election Puts Israel, Peace In Limbo February 9 By Karin Laub" - Headline from the APAP (Associated Press for Associated Palestinians, formerly AP) news wire.

The Associated Press, which is the primary international news feed for most newspapers and other cohorts in the Mainstream Media has been just as biased in its reporting about Israel as it has about Barack and the American Democrat party.

More than somewhat troubling is the fact that so many Western liberal Jews, including American academics, journalists, Hollywood types, lawyers, and politicians seem to be more in favor of Jihadists than their Israeli (or American) brethren who want peace as opposed to being cut in pieces.

The Obama administration, including Secretary of State Hillary, must be cheering for the slight edge that the Woman's Touch candidate, Tzipi Zippi Livni, has eeked out during Israel's Tuesday election. She gained slightly over the "far right," Take No Gruff, Real Man, candidate Benjamin Netanyahu. Lieberman, the "far, far right" candidate, who demands that Arab citizens of Israel take a loyalty oath, has gathered a surprising number of Parliamentary seats which determine who will eventually rule Israel.

The AP has obviously been rooting for Livni, running her race on the "Hope, No Fear" mantra (no kidding). She wants to divide both Israel and Jerusalem, pull settlers out of the West Bank, and otherwise just give the whole store away.

These peaceniks who are forever content with constantly chopping up and surrendering their own land remind me of the old Monty Python scene where a Brit Knight keeps fighting - as he loses every limb, one by one, off his body. Just for the fun of it, see it here.

One AP reporter, Karin Laub, has been reporting her bias against Israel for nearly thirty years from some undisclosed AP press bureau in the middle east.

Do a Google search using "Karin Laub" and "Israel," and check out some of the over the top, prejudiced stories which leave no doubt how biased the AP is.

So many of her reports, check this out, magnify the "brutality" of Israel against Hamas - for 'no good reason.' Typical reporting by Ms. Laub teamed up with a non Jewish sounding, fellow AP columnist named Ibrahim Barzak, have for years produced stories highlighting such things as Gaza conflict: Israel keeps objectives vague; Hamas declares victory in rallies across Gaza,;and 257 Palestinian children killed in Gaza, United Nations says. Always accentuating Israel's killing and destruction in Gaza and hate for Palestinians, the United State's and International's AP (should be renamed APAP, Associated Press for the Associated Palestinians)has splattered the bloodiest, most graphic photos of - Palestinians, only - on the front page of every paper and in the news stories of every MSM TV show in the country.

Not much mention of the over 5,0000 rockets and mortars, or suicide bomb attacks against Israel in the past several years. Long live Livni. Goodbye, Israel.

For More AP bias from an Israel-supporting Jew's point of view:
Karin Laub and the AP do their part in war against Israel











Friday, February 20, 2009

Dark Cloud Over America



[Note To Rev. Al Sharpton: By "Black Cloud," I Am In No Way Referring To The Skin Tone, Shade, Or Color Of Any Living Human Being, Regardless Of His/Her Gender, Sexuality, Ancestry, Pedigree, Race, Religion, Tendency To Commit Suicide-Bombing,Illegal Residency, Age Or Hairstyle]

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Why Should I Buy Union?

I have bought, mainly, only Ford cars for so much longer than I can remember. I have done so for over forty years, because I have become familiar with repairing Fords, my grandpa had a two tone, blue/white '56 Ford Fairlane which was a beaut, my Dad owned Fords, and they have been among the dwindling "All American" cars.


At present, Ford cars and parts may be assembled almost anywhere in the world, but I still buy them because of their American name brand. Buy them while you can until we nationalize the car industry and only be able to buy Obamamobiles which will probably be below the par of the fabled Edsel and Trabant.


Ford Motor seems to be more viable than GM and Chrysler which is another reason to buy Ford, but with the government favoring the competitors with Billions of Bailout Bucks, it may be harder for Ford to compete with the government favored car makers. As the Queen's Parfumeur knocked out competition because she chose a particular perfume maker, Uncle Sam is picking and choosing which industries it will bless with billions of printed dollars it does not own, yet, or ever may own. This is among many things which drives the stock market crazy - and downward. However, look for windmill companies and solar panel makers to have a boom. Oh, and Gold, because of the cheapening of the dollar and U.S. securities.


Unions paid big time into the Obamacrats campaigns. They are getting amply rewarded. The Coal Union endorsed Obama, so they will be rewarded with no job - even after Obama threatened to "bankrupt" them!(oh, those Dems, who can figure?).


President George W. Bush saved the U.S. steel industry by imposing tariffs on imported imported steel in 2002, and so the Dem Steel Union, of course, voted Obamacratic. They will be rewarded with a deepened recession.


Government Unions, like AFCSE and every other local, state, and federal government entity which hires, joyfully endorsed Obamacrats and have been amply rewarded with being fired - because the above governments have not been able to afford their way above average-joe-bagodonuts wages and benefits.


Teachers Unions comprise the few jobs which are genuinely fireproof. They are so powerful (accept in teaching skills) that their numbers increase, even as student enrollments and proficiency decline. They vote Obamacratic and have billions of taxpayer money to support the Obamacracy. California owes much of its debt to over funding education and less than nothing to show for it. I believe Governor Arnold is fighting teachers inc. in California, trying to persuade them to allow over 20 students in a classroom. No way, they say.


I don't have to explain why Lawyer's Associations have been paid off. Lilly Ledbetter Act is just one.


Although the vast majority of African Americans voted Democrat, only a small percentage of them will go to college and/or be granted government mandated employment opportunities. Sadly, most blacks will continue to suffer government mandated poverty, unwed motherhood, and a life of crime in the big Democrat cities in which they reside.


Back to cars. Although I have been a humble and proud American - until Obama - buying only American cars, I cannot justify buying anything from, especially , auto unionized companies when it is a matter of me paying these gluttons for my money, after they so enthusiastically support Obamacrats and the ruination of America.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The APAP (Associated Press For Associated Palestinians) Loves Livni Hates Netanyahu,Lieberman

You shall make no covenant with them or with their gods


"Inconclusive Election Puts Israel, Peace In Limbo February 9 By Karin Laub" - Headline from the APAP (Associated Press for Associated Palestinians, formerly AP) news wire. The Associated Press, which is the primary international news feed for most newspapers and other cohorts in the Mainstream Media has been just as biased in its reporting about Israel as it has about Barack and the American Democrat party.

More than somewhat troubling is the fact that so many Western liberal Jews, including American academics, journalists, Hollywood types, lawyers, and politicians seem to be more in favor of Jihadists than their Israeli (or American) brethren who want peace as opposed to being cut in pieces.

The Obama administration, including Secretary of State Hillary, must be cheering for the slight edge that the Woman's Touch candidate, Tzipi Zippi Livni, has eeked out during Israel's Tuesday election. She gained slightly over the "far right," Take No Gruff, Real Man, candidate Benjamin Netanyahu. Lieberman, the "far, far right" candidate, who demands that Arab citizens of Israel take a loyalty oath, has gathered a surprising number of Parliamentary seats which determine who will eventually rule Israel.

The AP has obviously been rooting for Livni, running her race on the "Hope, No Fear" mantra (no kidding). She wants to divide both Israel and Jerusalem, pull settlers out of the West Bank, and otherwise just give the whole store away.

These peaceniks who are forever content with constantly chopping up and surrendering their own land remind me of the old Monty Python scene where a Brit Knight keeps fighting - as he loses every limb, one by one, off his body. Just for the fun of it, see it here.

One AP reporter, Karin Laub, has been reporting her bias against Israel for nearly thirty years from some undisclosed AP press bureau in the middle east.

Do a Google search using "Karin Laub" and "Israel," and check out some of the over the top, prejudiced stories which leave no doubt how biased the AP is.

So many of her reports, check this out, magnify the "brutality" of Israel against Hamas - for 'no good reason.' Typical reporting by Ms. Laub teamed up with a non Jewish sounding, fellow AP columnist named Ibrahim Barzak, have for years produced stories highlighting such things as Gaza conflict: Israel keeps objectives vague; Hamas declares victory in rallies across Gaza,;and 257 Palestinian children killed in Gaza, United Nations says. Always accentuating Israel's killing and destruction in Gaza and hate for Palestinians, the United State's and International's AP (should be renamed APAP, Associated Press for the Associated Palestinians)has splattered the bloodiest, most graphic photos of - Palestinians, only - on the front page of every paper and in the news stories of every MSM TV show in the country.

Not much mention of the over 5,0000 rockets and mortars, or suicide bomb attacks against Israel in the past several years. Long live Livni. Goodbye, Israel.

For More AP bias from an Israel-supporting Jew's point of view:



Monday, February 09, 2009

Please, Slap Me, I'm A Democrat

For ye suffer, if a man bring you into bondage, if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man exalt himself, if a man smite you on the face.

Will someone, please, slap me? I am a Democrat.

I have been a member of the auto union that coerced my car company to pay me more than they could afford. My company is broke. I'm out of a job. I can't force my way into Wallmart, yet. I'm a Democrat, so please, slap me.

My Civil Service union has supported every Democrat since FDR. My local, state, and federal government has overtaxed my neighbors to support my above average wages and benefits for many years. My state is out of money, I'm out of a job, so please, slap my neighbors until they pay more taxes, and I am a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I am a proud pubic school teecher, and am, of course, a Democrat. I make $100, 000 a year and am totally against disciplining children, but loving them and treating, especially the boys, as my "little husbands." I am very in flavor of training kids to have phaith in a gobernment that will give them everything they need. I do not couerce my class to achief academic prophiciencey or do any of that hard stuff like skience, maff, reeding, or spelding. The students love to scream, yell, curse in class, and they enjoy beating me up during and after school. Don't slap them, they are future Demoncrats. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I voted for Obama, and I believed his promise that he would take care of those Jihadists who bombed the USS Cole. He did take care of them. Too much care. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I supported Obama and believed that his "Hope And Change" could replace the scare tactics of the Bush administration. Barack says that unless we vote for his Pork Package we will die. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I am a lawyer, have renamed all my children, and now call them Barackhassentmethemotherlode. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Barack for the Lilly Ledbetter Act that allows underperfoming women to sue their employers - retroactively. Of course, I am a Democrat, but if you even think about slapping me, I'll slap you with a lawsuit, find a Democrat judge and jury (aren't they all?) , and take all your money before my friend, Uncle Sam, gets it from you.

I am a writer for the APAP, that is, Associated Press for Associated Palestinians. I am a hoping that President Obama will charge the Israelis with "stuctural genocide," or some other language of illusion phrase that I may dream up. I have tried to be fair and unbiased in my press reports, always publishing news that will make the Palestininas look like innocent lambs. When I report from the Gaza strip, I am usually jeered at, threatened with inprisonment , beheading, and rocket and bomb attacks by the local Hamas. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I have been a hardcore feminist ever since I first grew a mustache. I have had ten abortions and am suffering from physiological and psychological damage for the unfortunate choices I have made in my life. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me - and my Democrat girlfriend.

I am a Democrat who has dual residency in the states of Washington and New York. I carry two car licenses which have RFID information embedded in them so that anyone who cares to, can scan them remotely and find out everything there is to know about me. Its better than Facebook. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I am a Democrat who voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger in California. Our ex Democrat governor, Gray Davis plunged CA into 30 billion dollar debt. Arnold's debt has grown to over 40 billion. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me. Slap some Republicans while you're at it.

I am a Greenie who hates coal, oil, and nuclear power. Could someone, please, give me a ride to the Post Office? My bamboo bicycle just caught fire. I'm a Democrat, so, please slap me.

I have been a big city mayor and now I am a governor of a blue state. I am hoping to get one big hambone out of the Federal Government's pork package.
Sooey! For every dollar my state pays to the FedGov, we get back $100.00. Slap me, cuz I' so happy and I am a Democrat!

Friday, February 06, 2009

Has The First 2 Weeks Of Obama Been Worse Than 8 Years Of Clinton?

My father scourged you with whips; I will scourge you with scorpions


President Barack Obama, like the legendary Mr. Clean - The White Tornado, has entered the presidency as a mighty rushing wind, not in a Pentecostal way, but quite the opposite. He has nearly taken the wind out of America's sails, and has pulled the breath out of its citizens - all in a manner of weeks.

Bill Clinton's initial Executive Orders (out of over 360 during his tenure) were relatively harmless, and be thankful he had enough sense to quash the Tell Everyone You're Gay In The Military rule. In fact, Clinton signed one of his early EOs to cut 100,000 federal jobs, but he promised and failed to deliver an additional 100,000 police to cities. Then again, he weakened the military. He was a complicated horndog, but he was convinced by a Republican Congress, eventually, not to make a complete fool of himself, at least until he ordered a pizza delivered by Ms Monica.

Clinton's first several executive orders signed early in 1993 were:

Executive Order 12834 Jan. 20, 1993 Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Appointees

Executive Order 12835 Jan. 25, 1993 Establishment of the National Economic Council

Executive Order 12836 Feb. 1, 1993 Revocation of Certain Executive Orders Concerning Federal Contracting

Executive Order 12837 Feb. 10, 1993Deficit Control and Productivity Improvement in the Administration of the Federal Government

Executive Order 12838 Feb. 10, 1993Termination and Limitation of Federal Advisory Committees

Executive Order 12839 Feb. 10, 1993Reduction of 100,000 Federal Positions


A few Of Barack's executive orders in these first first two weeks have been:

January 22, 2009 Review and Disposition of Individuals Detained at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base and Closure of Detention Facilities[Dear President: Where are you going to send these guys, as the ACLU believes Colorado's Supermax prison is considered a torture chamber? They could go back on the battlefield to kill American soldiers, as they have previously done. Of course, Obama, your lawyer friends (and you have many) should defend them as having the same rights as American citizens, because these battlefield combatants are to be treated better than what the Geneva Convention requires. Allow military secrets and other classified info be made available during their trials to that great patriotic newspaper The New York Times. The prisoners could be sent to Egypt or some Islamic nation where they will pull their fingers, or other body parts, right out of their bodies. Tough decision, President Obama, but I am almost certain you will make the wrong one.]

January 23, 2009 Obama signs the order to support baby killing overseas. President Obama on Friday lifted a ban on federal funding for international groups that promote or perform abortions, reversing a policy of his predecessor, George W. Bush.Obama signed the executive order one day after the 36th anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade Supreme Court ruling that legalized abortion in all 50 states.Liberal groups welcomed the decision while abortion rights foes criticized the president, who was long expected to make this move during his first week in office Fox News. [Even Bill Clinton had more respect for life than Senator Barry who promoted the Leave The Botched Abortion Baby In The Back Room To Die Act."]

January 26, 2009 President Obama announced an Executive Order on Jobs, Energy Independence and Climate Change at the White House. He is joined by Secretary of Transportation Ray H. LaHood and Lisa Jackson, Administrator, US EPA.[Obama, the brilliant engineer and scientist that he is, has ordered cars to attain 50 MPG, light bulbs to glow as the sun (15750000000000000000000000001.57 Octillion Candlepower), and the earth to cool down by 2 degrees by 2020. He also wants to "kill coal," oil and whatever else stands in his way of thinking and doing something reasonable and good for America.]

February 5, 2009 Barack signs order to changed Faith Based hiring practices: President Obama signed an executive order Thursday establishing a revamped White House Office on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships.[ IOW, A Baptist pastor, or Catholic priest, or any but the most liberal churches will probably not participate in a Federal program which will force them to hire sodomites. Take that, Jeremiah Wright, who had no affinity for gays, but shovels in over 15 million dollars in grant money from FedGov!]

Yes, I am afraid, Barack and his stupendous ambitions, including the self defeating Hurry It Up Before We Die Big Bailout For Jobs And Foreclosed Mortgage Campaign , will maim the country's economy, FDR style, and unless he sees the light, and he may eventually sign an executive order to dim all U.S. light bulbs, the Democrats have elected a president which is Clinton times-a-thousand - accompanied by a Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid Congress whose mindset must be challenged. [Mentally challenged]

The man who cited "Hope and Change" has exchanged that mantra for "Fear And Die" in order to push his stifling, emergency economic stimulus demands. Obama's recent White House dinner party served Wagyu Steak at $100.00 per serving during the worse economy since . . . I would like to suggest another entree for the White House as well as Congress's next dinner party: Pulled Pork.
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