Sunday, March 04, 2007

Al Gore Must Pay Fat Credits For His 'Seat-Print' According To International Community


Al Gore has attempted to use his tremendous powers of persuasion, charisma, and otherwise just plain slick talking to convince us that he is not eating more than his international fair share of food. For instance, from Scrappleface comes this unbelievably sly attempt to mesmerize us into thinking that Al Gore only weighs a 'metaphyscial' 175 pounds:

"Many people don't realize that I also live a fat-neutral lifestyle," Mr.Gore said. "While the inconvenient truth is that I've gained a few pounds since I beat George Bush at the polls in 2000, I also make large investments in companies that produce bran, sprouts and legumes, thereby reducing my "real feel" weight to around 175."

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Kent State Jihadist Professor Pino Sent His Poopy Poetry To Me

Living not far from KSU, I have communicated with the nutjob Kent State Professor Julio Pino who uses the email name "Assad" Pino.Below is one of his emails to me. It is a poem that is set? to the tune of "We're An American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad. It refers to the Islamic 767 airplane attack on 9/11.

From: Assad Pino Sent: Monday, May 09, 2005 11:35 AM

Subject: Dem Wild Jihadi Boyz

"767 Coming out of the sky
Won't you take me to Manhattan on a mid-morning ride?
We're on the move.
Working for a jihadi band.
Flying across the land,Got no plans to land,Working in a jihadi band.

Heard Mohammed Atta say,
"Get packing, going somewhere,C'mon shahab, let's get out of this room!
We're on the move. Working for a jihadi band.
Flying across the land,Got no plans to land,Working in a jihadi band."
Listen to the radio,Talk about the last shahada.
Someone got excited,Called the Zion State Militia.
We're on the move.Working for a jihadi band.
Flying across the land,Got no plans to land,
Working in a jihadi band. Working in a jihadi band.Working in a jihadi band.
Won't you give the Sheik a hand?'
Cause we're working in a jihadi band.
Flying across the land,Got no plans to land,
Working in a jihadi band. "

Here is another email from Julio "Assad" Pino of Kent State. He knew I was a Vietnam veteran, so he ridiculed me and the other Vietnam vets in the following email.----- Original Message -----
From: Assad Pino
Sent: Monday, May 09, 2005 9:18 PM

Subject: "Blows Against the Empire"

"This sure is Charlie's weather.
"Viet Nam,They just can't win in Viet Nam,
When all they want to do,Is to help Ky and Thieu.
Everything is going in the wrong direction.
Airborne 101 can't pass inspection,
And the Saigon troops just won't stop their defection.
I wrote this song, just to let you know that...Viet Nam,
They just can't win in Viet Nam,
When all they want to do,Is to help Ky and Thieu.
We've come to tell this NLF convention,
How the Viet Cong smahed US intervention;With People's War---the world's greatest invention.
I wrote this song, just to let you know that...Viet Nam,
They just can't win in Viet Nam,
When all they want to do,Is to help Ky and Thieu.

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